Cringe Inducing Balls Of Sentiment

All day I’ve slaved away with nothing more than cringe inducing balls of sentiment, overflowing in the wastebasket, to show for it. Trying to think, let alone transform cohesive thoughts into musical compositions is like trying to deconstruct Ulysses on a rollercoaster in this house. Every sentence delivered as a statement, punctuated with unnecessary exclamation […]

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The Wall

When I arrive in the office Jorge and Chris are already engrossed in conversation. “Glad you could finally make it.” Chris says in a good-natured teasing tone and I’m about to apologize for being forty minutes late until I realize I’m still holding my kale and fruit smoothie. “Take a seat.” Chris says ushering me […]

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Bison Viagra

“What do you mean you’re doing your best?” I roar into my cellphone.“Things are tough across the board Rick. Don’t you read the papers? James fuckin’ Bond can’t even get past pre-production because of financing and you’re already on busting my balls.”“So how come both Jordan and Cassidy are cleaning up?”“They’re in different market segments. […]

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Myoho Renge Kyo

I step onto the scales and today’s moment of truth reveals 187lbs.“Joder!”I’m actually up two pounds since yesterday and seventeen away from making weight. I check my phone’s calendar which confirms my fight with Ramirez is less than three weeks away. It’s that fuckin’ Cassidy and her incessant feeding. “Here Jorge have some cake, a […]

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