We pull up to the driveway and I jump out of the car with the ignition still running. Shit I was so close to just ducking and rolling about twenty blocks back to get away from the bitch. But knowing the mood she’s in she’d have mowed me down GTA style before my ass got […]
Coin-Operated Existence
Who the hell does he think he is? He doesn’t have an agent yet he has the balls to shoot down Josh like he was Tom Cruise or something. I’m so tired of his shit and would have dumped him right there on the spot had MTV not insisted on a couple. I swear to […]
Big Break
I’m in a pissy mood which the sunshine accentuates to the degree I feel hung-over. Why the fuck did I agree to this? I look at Cassidy who’s grinning like a moron because I caved.“Can we at least put the top up my head is pounding?”“Sure.” and her smile is so sickeningly sweet that I […]
Speidi Incorporated
“So how was work babe?”“Work was work, why what’s wrong?”“Why does something have to be wrong?”“Because you never ask about my day. Usually the first words out of your mouth are god you stink.”“Can’t a girl just ask her man about his day without having an ulterior motive?”“A girl yes, you no.”I pat the seat […]