City of Angels

Funny how that when Jorge fights it’s “interesting” but when I watch it it’s “barbaric”. What’s he even doing here? He’s irrelevant. Fuckin’ meathead should be back in Mexico with a gimp mask on sodomizing a donkey or swatting away flies from tourists Coronas. I never liked Mexicans and had my hatred validated furthermore when […]

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The Hive

When we arrive at the house it’s already a hive of activity with trucks, cars, and removal vans spewed out all over the cul de sac. The house looks quite homely and nothing like the MTV style crib/mansion I was expecting. I should have known something wasn’t right when the word “crest” preceded Bel Air.“How […]

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Tammy

I walk in and throw my mat down beside the door. I don’t particularly feel any more enlightened although I did come to an important decision re: my wardrobe – Juicy Couture is out. I’m just sick of seeing heavily pregnant Beverly Hills teenagers waddling around shopping malls with “Juicy” stretched out across their ass.“Hey […]

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