Motley Crew

“Fair play Jordan,” Mick says raising his glass of beah, “you really deserve it.”The rest of the table follows suit with empty praise except faw Rick who continues to shovel pasta into his face. I tuck into my steak and am pleasantly surprised by its rich full flavaw. In fact the whole spread so fah […]

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City of Angels

Funny how that when Jorge fights it’s “interesting” but when I watch it it’s “barbaric”. What’s he even doing here? He’s irrelevant. Fuckin’ meathead should be back in Mexico with a gimp mask on sodomizing a donkey or swatting away flies from tourists Coronas. I never liked Mexicans and had my hatred validated furthermore when […]

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The Hive

When we arrive at the house it’s already a hive of activity with trucks, cars, and removal vans spewed out all over the cul de sac. The house looks quite homely and nothing like the MTV style crib/mansion I was expecting. I should have known something wasn’t right when the word “crest” preceded Bel Air.“How […]

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