He comes in and slams the door so I think it’s safe to say he didn’t get the part.“Well how do you get on?”“I didn’t get it.”“But why?”“Fuckin’ guy interviewing was an anti-Semite. I mean what are the chances of not running into a Jew casting director in Hollywood? I think I’m cursed.”“I told you […]
The Audition
Looking around the room I don’t see anything I should be afraid of. Pretty bog standard casting call to be honest- a couple of surfers, a smoldering EMO, a very angular Hispanic kid, and the all American boy next door. I reckon Captain America’s definitely my biggest threat. I doubt the Hispanic kid even knows […]
Mirror Mirror
“I guess I better start making tracks,” Ricki says before leaping out of bed and into the bathroom.I just hope last night’s good luck fuck serves its purpose and lands him the role. God if that can’t inspire him then I don’t know what will. Admittedly it took me a while to get going but […]
A Star is Born.
I’m still furious over our argument that took place this morning as I make my way to my agent’s office. Why has everything got to be such a constant battle with him? Maybe I should suggest relationship counselling…yes I know money is tight but my soya milk is a basic survival need. I had to […]