This isn’t exactly La Traviata is my initial thought as we pull up outside The Rack, and once inside I’m left to rue my ignorance. The place is nothing more than a glorified Hooters with giant sports screens and pool tables as far as the eye can see. And to think I actually thought the […]
Coin-Operated Existence
Who the hell does he think he is? He doesn’t have an agent yet he has the balls to shoot down Josh like he was Tom Cruise or something. I’m so tired of his shit and would have dumped him right there on the spot had MTV not insisted on a couple. I swear to […]
Big Break
I’m in a pissy mood which the sunshine accentuates to the degree I feel hung-over. Why the fuck did I agree to this? I look at Cassidy who’s grinning like a moron because I caved.“Can we at least put the top up my head is pounding?”“Sure.” and her smile is so sickeningly sweet that I […]
Speidi Incorporated
“So how was work babe?”“Work was work, why what’s wrong?”“Why does something have to be wrong?”“Because you never ask about my day. Usually the first words out of your mouth are god you stink.”“Can’t a girl just ask her man about his day without having an ulterior motive?”“A girl yes, you no.”I pat the seat […]
Food For Thought
As I wait on the bus my heart is still racing-that was way too close for comfort. I fumble around my pocket and smile as I feel Tammy’s thong. The only reason I heard the car this time was because I was in a state of blissful post come nirvana. Had Cassy walked in two […]
Tammy
I walk in and throw my mat down beside the door. I don’t particularly feel any more enlightened although I did come to an important decision re: my wardrobe – Juicy Couture is out. I’m just sick of seeing heavily pregnant Beverly Hills teenagers waddling around shopping malls with “Juicy” stretched out across their ass.“Hey […]
Sick World
He comes in and slams the door so I think it’s safe to say he didn’t get the part.“Well how do you get on?”“I didn’t get it.”“But why?”“Fuckin’ guy interviewing was an anti-Semite. I mean what are the chances of not running into a Jew casting director in Hollywood? I think I’m cursed.”“I told you […]
The Audition
Looking around the room I don’t see anything I should be afraid of. Pretty bog standard casting call to be honest- a couple of surfers, a smoldering EMO, a very angular Hispanic kid, and the all American boy next door. I reckon Captain America’s definitely my biggest threat. I doubt the Hispanic kid even knows […]
A Star is Born.
I’m still furious over our argument that took place this morning as I make my way to my agent’s office. Why has everything got to be such a constant battle with him? Maybe I should suggest relationship counselling…yes I know money is tight but my soya milk is a basic survival need. I had to […]