“Fair play Jordan,” Mick says raising his glass of beah, “you really deserve it.”The rest of the table follows suit with empty praise except faw Rick who continues to shovel pasta into his face. I tuck into my steak and am pleasantly surprised by its rich full flavaw. In fact the whole spread so fah […]
Merp
When I awake I’m a scrunchy mess in the beanbag and Leanne keeps telling me the time like a broken clock. I check my watch which says 08.35. Ugh my head. SHIT 08.35. I quickly jump to my feet but my eight-inch stilettos suggest otherwise throwing me face first back into the beanbag.“Shit Leanne why […]
No Matter What You Do
I’m not so much glad to be in the studio as much as I am relieved to be out of the house. Everything’s so absorbed by drama; Cassy crying because someone drank the last of the soya milk, Tori smashing a plate because she was asked to clean up after herself, Kelly always screaming cause […]
Myoho Renge Kyo
I step onto the scales and today’s moment of truth reveals 187lbs.“Joder!”I’m actually up two pounds since yesterday and seventeen away from making weight. I check my phone’s calendar which confirms my fight with Ramirez is less than three weeks away. It’s that fuckin’ Cassidy and her incessant feeding. “Here Jorge have some cake, a […]