Tammy

I walk in and throw my mat down beside the door. I don’t particularly feel any more enlightened although I did come to an important decision re: my wardrobe – Juicy Couture is out. I’m just sick of seeing heavily pregnant Beverly Hills teenagers waddling around shopping malls with “Juicy” stretched out across their ass.“Hey […]

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Cockroach

“I feel like some sad Poison groupie having to live in such squalor.”“Jesus it’s not that bad.”“This morning a cockroach perved on me while I peed.”“For free? Why didn’t you charge him? You’re always saying how we need the money.”“Rick I’m serious I’ve never felt so violated. Every time it hissed I felt it was […]

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