Rat: Chapter 30

I don’t need to switch on my PC to know that the absolute bare minimum required has been done with my work. My desk has already cast me adrift by burying me in three weeks worth of paperwork. I wouldn’t even mind so much if it was left for me to be filed as opposed […]

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Rat: Chapter 29

The thoughts of going home tomorrow are killing me. My time in Menorca has for the most part been incredibly boring, but even now as I sit here having my first beer in days with my mother, while another karaoke killer howls in the background, I feel good. I look great tanned from head to […]

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Rat: Chapter 26

After my horror show this morning my first priority is to get normal. I sit in my kitchen drinking tea but everything seems different-I don’t remember the house being so big and all the house creaks sound unfamiliar and eerie. I cook myself a nice big bacon sandwich but after only a few mouthfuls I […]

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Rat: Chapter 5.

I’m jogging down the quays in a last ditch attempt to cut some time off my tardiness. I’m already twenty minutes late for work thanks to the 77 no show, and it was over half an hour before the 77a decided to grace me with its presence. By the time I arrive at my desk […]

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Rat: Chapter 4

I’m in the toilet again-on what must be my fifth break-debating whether to have my second wank of the day, but the noise from the end cubicle has killed my mood. At first, I naively assumed it was someone with a cold blowing their nose until it dawns on me, and I feel stupid for […]

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