I’m still furious over our argument that took place this morning as I make my way to my agent’s office. Why has everything got to be such a constant battle with him? Maybe I should suggest relationship counselling…yes I know money is tight but my soya milk is a basic survival need. I had to […]
Cockroach
“I feel like some sad Poison groupie having to live in such squalor.”“Jesus it’s not that bad.”“This morning a cockroach perved on me while I peed.”“For free? Why didn’t you charge him? You’re always saying how we need the money.”“Rick I’m serious I’ve never felt so violated. Every time it hissed I felt it was […]
Reality Cheque
Less is most definitely more these days-juicehead is out, and the last thing I need right now is to be typecast. They say the brain is the most powerful muscle but watching as I flex my right bicep I beg to differ. I mean I can still rock out a wife beater and go toe […]